Doktor úr, nekem mindenről a p*na jut eszembe

Van az a bizonyos ősrégi vicc, amikor a pasi bemegy a dokihoz azzal, hogy neki mindenről a p*na jut az eszébe. Úgy látszik vannak olyan Instagram-júzerek, akiket megihletett ez a vicc, és most olyan profilt hoztak létre, amin tényleg mindenbe bele lehet látni a lányok "csúnyáját". Mutatuk is, hogy hogyan.

Everyone freed as you are freed. Nothing held back any longer ever again. @jordantinling

look at this pussy (@look_at_this_pusssy) által közzétett fénykép, 2016. Aug 1., 16:00 PDT

V torn between 2 Tru things: 1.Capitalism enables patriarchy enables capitalism, it creates false meritocracy that rides on disenfranchised and marginalized bodies DOWN W THE SYSTEM LET’S CONNECT TO EACH OTHER 2.Economic empowerment is essential for the advancement of feminism, the 2nd wave failed: it’s not inclusive to non-binary genders/ people of color/ etc. ad infinitum therefore not ethical, we cannot just knit our way to freedom nobody cares ALWAYS STAY GRACIOUS BEST REVENGE IS YOUR PAPER *but can we ethically participate in The System and will we ever actually succeed within it? It's a lot of pressure to task Feminism with ushering in a new order of ~Peace maybe that's not actually fair why do we need to clean up this mess? /// how to deal w this????? @rachellenaesterline

look at this pussy (@look_at_this_pusssy) által közzétett fénykép, 2016. Jún 2., 10:20 PDT

You don't have to talk to the demon, it'll entertain itself. Eventually U really do have to stop throwing the same tantrum you've been throwing and look at the cards you were dealt and play them to the best of your ability (I do not understand the rules of poker or math) Pavlovian-response patterns can be reprogrammed. You'll still be you, just happier. @jules_fricker

look at this pussy (@look_at_this_pusssy) által közzétett fénykép, 2016. Máj 17., 08:15 PDT

This is an Alan Kaplan pussy. A very wise man once told her "don't believe everything you think." Almost nothing is not a pussy, almost nothing is not subject to the neoliberal machine which will take your earnest beliefs, repackage them and sell them back to u at mark up. FYI there's a chasm between substantive cultural change and cheap plastic keychains that say "girl power." Question everything especially yourself. Hashtags aren't particularly brave; slogans are only decorative @ashfranroy

look at this pussy (@look_at_this_pusssy) által közzétett fénykép, 2016. Márc 18., 12:11 PDT

Oxford dictionary called the "tears of joy" emoji the 2015 word of the year () brain still doing summersaults about this & contemplating the grammatical horror that awaits us all *haha* but also the state of language especially in regards to gender and sexuality is one giant overfilled water balloon waiting 2b pop and let's face it (pun haha) we all luv the precise/ imprecision of pictograms and find useful the ability to simulate human emotion a little more convincingly via digital digital get down. What is ur favorite emoji for pussu in ur personal lexicon? @pauuulyc

look at this pussy (@look_at_this_pusssy) által közzétett fénykép, 2016. Febr 29., 09:17 PST

That moment right before or just after the second time you do sax to each other when he looks at you with lots of "understanding" and *dramatic pause* lets you know that you're "great" but that he isn't "ready" for a "relationship" right now. Like motherfucker you think I'm delusional enough to have mistaken you for my boyfriend?!!??? DO U THINK UR THE ONLY DUDE? He’s letting you know that 1.He thinks you are stupid 2.He probably plans to act like an asshold in any/ all of the following ways: a.Make “tentative” plans with you and then just fail to follow through b.Not text u back c.Recoil like ur a psycho if you ever ask him for basically anything. Rill, Correct and Nice mans frame this as a question (e.g. “what type of relationship are you hoping to pursue?” “What is this time in your life like?” “How do you feel about this?") and honor the fact that any relationship is “a relationship” and that he is still required to act like A Human. Even if it doesn’t come with monogamy, love, w/e. it can still contain respect, friendship and mutual positive regard!!!! Expecting this/ asking for this especially from a saxual partner doesn’t make you psycho. Sometime, feminism and sax-positivity are misconstrued as a pressure to be “chill” with anything i/r/t sax; really tho, sax-positive means that sax is a positive experience and not dehumanizing (except in the hot way). A D V O C A T E for yourself in all things pls @henry_crouch

look at this pussy (@look_at_this_pusssy) által közzétett fénykép, 2016. Jan 11., 17:25 PST

WE STAND WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD DO I REALLY GOTTA EXPLAIN WHY? HOW MUCH CARE AND ATTENTION GOES INTO OWNING A PUSSY ARE U FKN KIDDING ? TO DENY AFFORDABLE CARE TO PUSSY OWNING PERSONS IS UNSPEAKABLY DIM *SMFH UNTIL IT GETS STUCK LIKE THAT AND PPL START TO NOTICE AND WORD SPREADS ABOUT THE GIRL WHO HEAD WONT STOP SHAKING LEGEND HAS IT IT'S BC SOME GOONS TRIED TO DENY PUSSYS FROM PUSSY CARE SMFH @_drunk_princess

look at this pussy (@look_at_this_pusssy) által közzétett fénykép, 2015. Szept 29., 18:23 PDT

Some PSAs: Stop tryna defund planned parenthood and deny women access to healthcare they need. Stop routinely stopping black female (and male) drivers and definitely stop unwarrantedly killing them i.e stop acting careless with the lives and precious minds of human beings, repercussions of which are devastating . Stop killing because you're acting on deep seeded prejudices too blatantly unlawful to ever condone. Stop essentialism, classism, racism, body fascism (and other types), etc. Stop Bill Cosby. Look a this scary spectre pussy!!! She gonna implode if u don't staaaahp @pixelgesicht

look at this pussy (@look_at_this_pusssy) által közzétett fénykép, 2015. Júl 31., 16:41 PDT

a pussy named heather

look at this pussy (@look_at_this_pusssy) által közzétett fénykép, 2015. Jan 24., 01:41 PST

Part ur lips and gently push the following into ur wage gap: shut up and get my ca$h. Literally so exhausting watching penip males rewarded 4 their ideas and paid handsomely by the patriarchy over and over when Pussy females also incredibly competent and not just in existence to support penip males in the werkplace or anywhere else. This is Demon frat house penip club regime and it's not tight. Female pussy owner: A D V O C A T E for urself speak the fuck up stop apologizing, take ur pussy to HR like "bitch better have my money"-- @badgalriri s/0 @pawneegoddess_

look at this pussy (@look_at_this_pusssy) által közzétett fénykép, 2015. Máj 2., 11:17 PDT